Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. MsnCrazy: All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven That's Why I Wasn't Invited MsnCrazy: No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. (Y):@ MsnCrazy: Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege DuoHYPERLINK "mailto:shhh@cant-tell-u.no": The youth cant grow up without the truth. MsnCrazy: A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. MsnCrazy: When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. MsnCrazy: I drink to make other people interesting MsnCrazy: Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. MsnCrazy: People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. MsnCrazy: Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. MsnCrazy: Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. MsnCrazy: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. MsnCrazy: You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." MsnCrazy: The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt. MsnCrazy: I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!! MsnCrazy: The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs MsnCrazy: girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! MsnCrazy: guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down HannahHYPERLINK "http://msncrazy.com": Guys are playas & that's a fact, don't fall in love just play them back! HannahHYPERLINK "http://msncrazy.com": Don't hate the player, hate the game! Bunnie: I ain't a slapper, i just sh*g everyone Gems: Face down, Ass up thats the way we like to **** MsnCrazy: Men are exactly like toilets, they are either out of use, engaged or full of crap

Girls can fake orgasms, but us guys can fake whole relationships ;)({);) If you're going my way, I'll walk with you. ({);) MsnCrazy: :)/:'(Should I smile Coz ur my friend, Or cry...Cuz that's all we'll ever be?:)/:'( MsnCrazy: No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry. MsnCrazy: Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts! MsnCrazy: Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's not true, every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again. MsnCrazy: If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever. MsnCrazy: To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world. MsnCrazy: Don't hate me because I'm gorgeous, hate me because your man thinks I am! MsnCrazy: Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, coz I might do something crazy like believe it! MsnCrazy: Whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear? MsnCrazy: Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.

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When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you MsnCrazy: A kiss blown is a kiss wasted the only real kinda kiss is a kiss tasted MsnCrazy: a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue MsnCrazy: Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink? MsnCrazy: Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop MsnCrazy: I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pyjamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night MsnCrazy: If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips MsnCrazy: Don't settile 4 the 1 u can live with...wait 4 the 1 u can't live without! MsnCrazy: I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty MsnCrazy: would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all? MsnCrazy: Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you
¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont love you! MsnCrazy: It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does...
MsnCrazy: If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players? MsnCrazy: Get out of my dreams (S) and into my bed;)